programmed to destroy.

A man hits the powerball jackpot and he immediately quits his job and rushes home.

He bursts through the front door and says, "Honey! I just won the lottery! All one hundred and fifty million of it! Pack your bags!"

His wife jumps up and squeals, "That's fantastic! Should I pack for the ocean or the mountains?"

"I don't care!", the husband replies, "Just get the fuck out!"

Sometimes it's important to take a month and a half break between posts.

Also, I've started a new blog that's just me at BlingBlong.org.

Have you ever been the guy who's left holding the boat against the dock while all of your friends run in for beer? Everytime some big ass yacht rolls by, the waves try to slam the boat into the dock, and then pull it away from the dock forcing you into a painful game of splits. But you wouldn't let the boat drift away, would you? Especially without beer?

Sometimes I think old friendships can be like this. It's a lot of work to hold them together. Especially in the wake of something that somehow seems greater.

You'll realize, once you get back into the boat, that it's all worthwhile.

Don't let old friends drift away... Especially without beer.

I snapped a nice shot of the fog against the stadium lights whilst night riding at Skibowl. Soon after, Skibowl threw a photo contest. My photo was used as a header for their blog entry. It's really no big deal, but I'm excited!

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Grab a box of tissue and check this out. Watch the video. You'll feel good. I promise! Pricks...

"It was the stuff of Hollywood, but it was real.

Senior Jason McElwain had been the manager of the varsity basketball team of Greece Athena High School in Rochester, N.Y.

McElwain, who's autistic, was added to the roster by coach Jim Johnson so he could be given a jersey and get to sit on the bench in the team's last game of the year."

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Long ago in a galaxy far far away...

PistolWimp - Star Wars: The Empire Brokeback

This is totally bad ass. Imagine a condom you can punch! Wait...

"A futuristic flexible material that instantly hardens into armour upon impact will protect US and Canadian skiers from injury on the slalom runs at this year's Winter Olympics."

US and Canadian skiers get smart armour

Did you ever notice that, when someone imitates Schwarzenegger, whether intentionally or unintentionally... Or even if you accidentally imitate him by saying "I'll Be Back", or "It's not a tumor"... That at least 3 other people have to jump in and join you?

It's irresistable... Try it... Bust out your best Arnie next time you're in a group of friends and watch as everyone deevolves into Conan.

I'm more of a, "See you at the pawty, Wicktah" guy myself.

This site claims to have the best mash-ups of 2005. I haven't listened to them yet, so don't hate me because I'm beautiful.

Best of Bootie 2005 CD